Tainted by the Touch of Gluten

 

Unfortunately, It wasn’t, honey…

Greetings Glutards!  I have a confession to make.  This weekend I slipped and broke my gluten free diet.  I found myself once again at Fogo De Chao for a friend’s bachelor party.  Funny story, I’m actually going to be officiating the wedding in January.  Big mistake, Ed.  Big mistake…

Anyway, while at the Brazilian steakhouse of 1000 meats, I joined the boys in a Brazilian beer.  I honestly just wasn’t thinking.  Up until this point, I have been very careful about what I put into my mouth (teehee!).  I figured one or two couldn’t hurt, right?  There can’t be that much gluten in beer.  Well I guess I was wrong because my stomach feels like death right now. 

In honor of my discomfort, this is what I have for you.  It’s Tainted Love by Soft Cell since I have been tainted by the touch of gluten.  This song basically wraps up all of my feelings about wheat products at the moment.  Fun Fact: Marc Almond is actually singing about bread in this song.  True story…

 

Glutardedly Yours,

 

~Tim

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